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Monday, December 24, 2012
Gun Mad American Pratts
Are you all going stark, staring mad? Have you lost your
marbles completely? Are you hell
bent on committing national suicide
by ensuring that everyone has an armoury of guns at their finger tips?
you not a bit concerned about school massacres like the Newtown one where 20 kids and six adults got mowed down by some
Have you become immune to this kind of thing; because it happens
to often that the last thing you want is for anybody to take your most
treasured toys away from you? Toys
like the AR15 Bushmaster
assault rifle that can spray bullets all over the place better than a hose pipe
can spray water.
Ask the Newtown
survivors how effective it is?
In spite of that killing you people
are still reluctant to talk about gun control. But, as has been the case after
every other similar shooting, you are doing your best to pretend there isn’t a
fire arm problem in the US. It’s the
mentally disturbed people, who use them that are the problem, and that’s why
everybody needs a gun for protection.
you don’t seem to realise is that when it comes
to guns you are all in the same boat – totally mentally disturbed. And that boat
is busy sinking you all, shot through with a bigger variety of bullets than you
might get in any war.
How else could you describe a nation
who rushes out to buy more and more guns like the Bushmasterafter a school massacre instead of saying, Enough of thekilling, we must get
rid of all guns.
In this climate somebody is bound to go for the record. What will it
be – 100 children with one magazine; 500 at two different schools; a thousand, two thousand
Britain’s Pier’s Morgan couldn’t believe his ears when he led
a discussion on the subject on CNN where he
replaced that true blue American, talk show host Larry
King two years ago.
The Biggest Pratt of all
the cops don’t routinely carry guns and they had a mere 58 people shot last year compared
with around 10 000 in the US. So it was hardly surprising that Morgan went ballistic when the appropriately named Larry Pratt, the executive director of Gun Owners of America, gave arming more people as the
answer to school massacres.
What a brilliant idea. Make Annie Get Your Guncompulsory as the theme song at
every school with the motto: If you can pick it up you
can learn to shootwith it.
Richard Blumenthal, the Senator for Connecticut, the
state where the latest school war zone took place, was as pathetic as everybody
else. He began by telling Morgan, "There’s no single
What utter rubbish; of course there is.Ban all guns.
The best he could come up with was "Ban assault weaponswhich everybodyknows were designed for military purposes."Well ifeverybody knows this only those in a loony bin would allow everybody to
expose` of the mad house that is America moved on to Texan gun shop owner and instructor Crocket Keller or should it be Killer? He looks at school shootings as just another
opportunity to sell more dangerous weapons and is offering a discount on guns
to teachers with this helpful advice. "Every principal should have an AR15 in heroffice."
Preferable one of his of course.
That’s another great idea, so when he
or she is in the toilet some
deranged kid with a grudge, who forgot his own one at home,
can help himself and blast away around the school.
He'll need those guns - Top of el-Qaeda's hit list
Our public spirited Texan wants teachers, nurses and even clergyman armed.
Sterilised guns in operating theatres will be next. As he put it, "The name of the
game is to have fire power equal to that of thecriminals."
Now that Morgan,
a foreigner, has had the temerity to show you up for what you are Alex Jones. The Texas radio host has started a petition to have
him kicked out of the country for his "hostile attack on the USConstitution."You would think it was PearlHarbour all over again the way
he’s carrying on.
the Constitution stipulates in the Second Amendment that everyonehas the right to bear arms.
You would expect a radio host to know
under the First Amendment. So that’s
how crazy you have all become, when
somebody like this, of all people, believes that it is more important to protect gun
toting, cowboys rather than free speech.
His petition to the White House already has more than the 25 000
names required to get a response. Another petition last year showed how barmy
you people have become when the White House was asked if the government had contact
with aliens. They were told there was no evidence that these existed.
It will be interesting to see what
answer our insane journalist and his followers get. How about this?Our scientists
have found that there is no cure for ‘mad gundisease’ other than
to put down the entire population. So if Morgan has a better idea we should let
Having the British
bobby unarmed has been shown to make Britain
a less violent country than in places where the police have guns.
anybody who thinks the more guns you have the safer you are, needs his head
It’s going to be a job getting an AR15 into littleJohnnie’s
Happy Shooting and a Killing New Year,
P.S. Ha! Ha! Deporting me is not an option. I don’t
live in that land of the free of yours, so I
can say what I like.