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Wednesday, August 7, 2013
Obama try making friends for a change
Dear Barack Obama old boy,
A ragtag group of poorly educated men
in turbans and nightshirts are running rings round your good old US of A.
They’re making a laughing stock of your
country that purports to be the greatest one on earth yet has all the hallmarks
of a nation on the slide.
Do you and your bungling CIA honestly believe that a group that
so brilliantly organised 9/11 is now
so incompetent that it doesn’t
realise that your guys eaves drop on everything?
al-Qaeda’s chief Ayman al-Zawahiri tells his Yemenleader todo somethingand you
press the nation’s panic button that closes US embassies all over theMiddle East.
Don't laugh too soon
Talk about running scared. Talk about
encouraging the enemy. Yet the exercise is so insane that the closures were
only designed to last for a few days as if al-Qaeda
is a robot that once set can’t have it’s timing changed.
Can American tourists now claim a tax deduction for bullet proof vests
when they go abroad because you and previous administrations have made the
stars and stripes a symbol of hated, wicked oppression?
You might as well close all your
embassies permanently. They won’t serve any purpose if it’s too dangerous for
your citizen’s to travel.
How about this for an idea? Get your
country and the CIA in particular to
stop meddling in everybody else’s business. Start a makefriends offensive.If it’s half as good as the way you have
made enemies itwill be a great success.
Tell me Barack old boy how would you feel if you and Michelle had organised a lavish wedding for your eldest daughter Malia. And while you were celebrating
the happy event attended by hundreds of guests a hijacked Spectre gunship appeared overhead and opened up?
A lot of Arabs don't see the joke
you were lucky it would perhaps leave only you and Michelle badly wounded but alive while everyone else, including
your two lovely daughters would not only be dead, but in many cases so
mutilated as to be unrecognisable.
As you know these AC -130 gunships carry such a formidable array of machine guns and
canons that their ghoulish crews brag: Blood bath is our way of getting clean.
The lethal bird of prey
So if your family was to be at the
receiving end of one of these flying mincing machines you would do what you
have done to Bin Laden. You would
hunt the perpetrators across the world until they were taken out.
Well that’s exactly what al-Qaeda is doing in retaliation for
what you Yanks have done to make
friends and influence people among the Arabs.
You can’t go around murdering thousands of their men, women
and children without encouraging more 9/11s
and similar attacks on Americans
Your cowardly gunship crews slaughtered
so many people at weddings in Afghanistan
that one satirical blogger wrote in 2008:
I’d say it’s
about time we gave up on the wedding-party bombing
strategy. We’ve been following it for over six years now, and things are worse
in that country than when we first started bombing
On one of these occasions the saturation
gunship fire was so great that afterwards relatives were burying pieces of
flesh pulled off trees instead of bodies.Nothing that moved remained alive, cats, dogs, sheep the lot were
butchered with their owners.
why not try making friends instead of gunships. It might keep a lot more
people alive and pro USA.
an International Peace Advisor
P.S. Just a friendly bit of advice. If you ever
have to organise a wedding call on a better intelligence service than the CIA to make sure everything goes
without a hitch.