Our African
National Congress (ANC) is clearly your party. Tragically it’s so full of pricks that
it can’t even tell the difference between a condom and a sieve. In spite of
this it has been running South Africa
And even with the best sexologist
advisers in the land it still doesn’t understand what the withdrawal method means. It seems
to think that if you withdraw a rubber full of holes you’ll be alright.
No wonder we have one of the highest
incidences of HIV and Aids
in the world.
As part of its R100-million
centenary bash the ANC held an orgy in Bloemfontein
Its BIG
KNOBS felt duty bound to make a show of trying to protect their
followers from themselves. So they distributed 1.35-million French letters (sorry they
were probably Xhosa or Zulu ones) to hotels, guesthouses, bars and dispensers in the bushes,
at the tax-payers expense.
Talk
about over kill. Even their randy supporters wouldn’t have been able to rise to
their high expectations. Reports put the number who attended at 100 000. So that makes 135
condoms per man, woman and child for each day of the four day shindig.
Why they bothered I
don’t know as our President Jacob Zuma had already set the country’s sexual standard
by becoming notorious for not using a condom.
Even on this special occasion the ANC failed to heed the unmentionable parts of its
history.
In its wisdom it decided that as the
copulating masses were spraying Aids all over
the place because they didn’t have the money to take any precautions the Government would hand out free balloons just like at a
kid’s party.
There were 300
- million distributed in 2003. I’m not
sure how; they might have been dropped out of planes. But as the colour was not
fashionable enough the then Minister of Health Manto Tshabala-Msimang, who made her name by promoting
beetroot as a cure for Aids, decided to relaunch
the Government’s brand a year later under the
catchy name of Choice.
She seemed baffled as to why people
thought the Government ones were inferior to the
commercial rubbers.
I agree that’s
hard to understand especially after 20-million punctured
ones were withdrawn in 2007. The State’s common
bugbear fraud had resulted in the Bureau of Standards passing
this lot as perfect.
In any case they didn’t have enough
staff at the Bureau to try out that many.
Unfazed our Manto told a 2008 Condom
Week gathering that since the 2007 debacle all condoms had been
subjected to rigorous testing.
But what’s that saying? Employ pricks and you get holes.
And that’s
exactly what the bonkers, some of whom were HIV positive, discovered at the Bloemfontein
As usual the Government
came up with its tried and tested answer by withdrawing the lot. But if this
claim is true it must have collected used ones as well.
So, rather than preventing Aids, the ANC’s grand
scheme of free condoms for all is actually spreading it.
It seems the Pope was right
when he said condoms were not the answer to the Aids epidemic.
But perhaps the ANC
Government’s top secret plan is to breed a lot more party faithful, even
if they are Aids ravaged, so its leaders can go
on screwing the country for years to come.
Is there any point in having a Bureau of Standards that contains just as many pricks
as the Government? Rubber has never been its
area of expertise. Long before the ANC came to power its stamp of approval appeared on
faulty retreaded tyres.
So if you want to
endanger the lives of people in a big way get the Bureau to do the
recommending.
The Government says: You have a Choice. But when it comes to your sexual well
being, keep well away from any of its holey schemes.
Yours faithfully,
Jon, a former Condom factory
tester, who was fired for taking quality too seriously.
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