|Is that Mitt Romney calling?|
During this period the number of nations competing has grown from 38 to 204. Where they’ve all come from goodness only knows.
I’m sure the 2012 organisers made some of them up just to impress us. Where the devil are Vamiatu, Kyrgzstan and Voetsaki Island?
|Is this the Brits' only Gold?|
|A medal for Donald Trump Jr perhaps|
And as we are in London now the Queen should be potting grouse. The games will have to be extended beyond the Glorious Twelfth (of August) because that's when the slaughter season opens.
|What medal did he win Old Bean?|
|The Queen agrees with me obviously|
P.S. I bet you can't guess which of the nations I made up.